Finally, I opened my real face - I state criminal. It was found out is this pathology at the time of my confession. Being a staunch and steadfast atheist, I'm out of simple curiosity, I decided to go to confession. Priest looked at me with his eyes and waited, when I start talking. And I stupidly silent and tried to remember their sins. Of the most famous - Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Do not make yourself an idol, - me neither treated. I finally threw the lie to two years ago (why the quality of my life just fell ). And even the sin of adultery did not belong to me, because in my thoughts, even with Angelina Jolie I do not change their favorite, and no desire to. But as time went. Even before it became uncomfortable for her parsons almost sanctity, and was done very disgusting that during his long life of sin, and those not amassed.
- And the fact that I have no right to go driving - ask - it is a sin?.
- Sin - confirmed my fears priest. - It's a lie. What else?.
- So, I get a lie in the square - not only do I not right, and go to other people's rights - found at last a small flaw though, I continued.
Well, - meets pop - this stuff. Maybe that serious, typed?.
- There are serious. Fines do not pay. And more....
Confess I liked it. At diagnosis, established by parsons, I still present the sin of pride, the sin of contradiction to the established norms, the sin of doubt in the infallibility of government, because all authority from God. And anyway, I troublemaker, and other seduce.
But one conclusion - I have state criminal. Crazu reservation: citizens need not fear me. Home Virtue for me - is the inviolability of private property and the person possessing it. But state laws against stupid I am always ready to rebel. And as it turns out, I'm not the only one. But first, I want to share with readers how to confront the state arbitrarily.
I have taken away the right traffic police to turn a double band. The case for Moscow's normal - like get out of cork, looked around, and the cops did not find - in reverse. But they 're not fools, hiding behind parked cars. The first thing they told me that I can lose the rights for six months. And I even have the money with him was not to bribe them to stick. Grieved the three of us sitting in a police car - I was aware of their rights, traffic cops - that there is no money from me.
By signing the protocol, I have become disenfranchised. For that I am not in the court acknowledged that broke the rules and these rules are called stupid and dumb, I was deprived of the very human and a half years. But I was given a temporary driver's license. With him I Otezdil three months. And he, too, seized. And then I remembered that at the dawn of the misty youth, at age 17, I bought a car, and the rights were given only eighteen. And somehow it came to my friend from America. We decided to ride him in Moscow. I have no right, of course, but the money went to pay off. Traffic cop stops me. I panicked, and my American friend, in jest, said:.
- On, Nikulin, podsun him my American right.
I am always ready to joke and all sorts of adventures all respect. And the policeman gave U.S. law. He saw them the first time in my life. Very surprised when they spit in his hands. And then he asked me:.
- So you're an American or what?.
A human, not like? .
It turned out that I look like an American. And, saluted and policeman gave me documents and I drove on. We are a long time with an American laughed so stupid cops. And the American has given me the rights. And, most interestingly, I travel on them for five years, until, until I got my real.
And now the experience of youth in handy. I called a friend who sold the car for a long time, money, skipped, and a new car is not going to buy. I asked him right. And he could not refuse me.
Yes, take away. - He said. - Still lying idle.
And now, two months, I go to his or her rights. And no policeman had never suspected me, that 's not me in the photo. Yes, and it is difficult to suspect the man in the catch, right when I take out of your passport.
And I'm not so smart one. Speaking on his blog to the Internet community, it became clear that I like a lot of. One even works as a driver of one very large official. Name of bureaucrats, he did not name, wrote only that the law had taken away somewhere in the countryside. And when stopped in a rare case in Moscow, he lays claim to his cousin. And all is well.
And not just on the road, I toured the ... Here are my fines navypisyvali traffic cops, and pay for their stupid penalties, I do not want to. Why should I have my hard- earned rubles to maintain public stupidity? . They have already accumulated thousands of rubles to 40. And now the state wants them to get. But nothing he did not get. I have no property there - flat on my mother recorded, the machine it is, I do not live at home and rented an apartment. So ... Yet officials have figured out how to extort money. Government closed the border for debtors. But I am here not panicked, and thought calmly as possible to avoid another stupid law. After all, I have friends and friends on New Year in Goa were waiting, but I can not fly. And came up with a simple and easily executable plan - to fly abroad, the capital of our sworn friend - Kiev. To get to Kiev by train is very easy for Russian passport. Moreover, night guards and customs are not specifically examine who I am. The main thing for them, so I drugs and other useful products for the Russian citizens, not dragged across the border. And quite well I got to Goa. And yet more calmly returned to Moscow, to his beloved homeland, which is continually wants to make me a criminal.
I understand these ... They can be done easily because of every citizen, though small, but prestupnichka. To the citizen aware of his guilt before the government and not protruded. And all sorts of Lysenko and Vasiliev appear on television and say that the increase in penalties - is not an extra ruble traffic cop in his pocket, and an educational measure, that the Russian fool, afraid to heartburn, finally began to wear seat ceased to exceed the speed and shoot down people. ... And convince people that without punitive measures, we - the people, by no means dispense. But get along, and these gentlemen good, still under the fig nose of huge pleasure Sui. You think of how we impose, but we are not stupid wolves, who are afraid to cross the red cloth. we pereshagnem. And they do not realize is that that their laws are just stupid and the worst part of the Russian people to support and attract a. A thinking man would stand aside from them and just laugh over the stupid will be. Lately I've been quite brazen. Now, when the policeman stopped me for speeding or not wearing a seat belt, I want to explain why is a violation of driving at a speed of 90 km per hour on Kutuzovsky Avenue? . Then I ask, and they know how many years ago it came up and why it is such a speed limit the movement? .
What am I doing? . That's before my departure from the yard put up a sign ... Apparently the officials reasoned, so that the three gates of the courtyard tenants too much, enough for two. And, what do you think? . Then came a brick- traffic police officers. A couple of days I watched as they all stopped and extorted money from people. And one fine morning, I shall not be found - there was only a stump of the pillar on which the ... But the cops stopped the habit of entering into the yard. And I was stopped. How they were surprised when I told them that the sign did not see any. They looked at the place where they hung a provider. And, disappointed sigh, back to me ... And the sign appeared again in the morning. At night, once again gone. So far it has not yet recovered. So, in a single common site, although not legal, sense won stupidity and corruption, which was so intoxicating power struggles. And then I realized that the corruption - it is easy to conquer: one must examine how the officials are most bribe - and the abolition of this body. Then no one will extort bribes. I've been faced with the outdoor advertising. To place an advertising poster, I had to bribe an official of the Committee on the advertising of the city of Moscow. And should the taxpayer provide the committee? . And advertising - the motor trade, respectively - the economy, respectively - progress. But such committees, subcommittees, federal agencies, ministries and government bodies - thousands, and they sit on the neck of taxpayers millions of slackers.
So who is more criminal to the state - I am cheating him, and does not require him to pay and benefits, or ...
Also, the Agency for the control of drug trafficking in nature, I like to cheat. This tupeyshy body, breaking the lives of millions of people prohibited drugs. Banned? . And now I do not smoke marijuana, and went on quite a legal sage. Buy it at the pharmacy and smoke. Inserts is not childish. True buzz bystroprohodyaschy, rushing for 5 minutes, no more. And I love the fly agaric - also good fun. And I'm not afraid of Circassians and his comrades, and to ban salvia amanita - smart people will find other drugs to which the state had not yet put its paw. My pen pals in the internet, advised me to more than two dozen legal drugs that can be ordered over the Internet or even buy in a pharmacy.
And I very proud of their comrades struggle against the happiness of the state machine for the production of stupidity.
Here I thought about it and the words of the priest, advised me to read some prayers, and then again to confession and communion, he replied:.
- And there is no sin on me.
- But you have to think about the salvation of his immortal soul... - muttered the priest.
Yes, anyone and anything I should not. I am a free man, and because I 'm not afraid of the state.... Suppose that it is better for me like fear, because fear has always stupid clever.
Vladimir Nikulin.
Discuss.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
prisoner of state
Friday, May 25, 2012
The search query of the day!
satellite-x crack.
If you meant the breaking of the code, how can you crack the door open? .
If you meant the breaking of the site through the script, the script does not refer to external sources except to rss- tapes. T. e. He does not accept for recording information on a server outside.
Now I am wondering what I was searching for a man.
Import mail and contacts - all
Marcin Brodzyak, a software developer.
Several months ago we added the ability to. Import mail and contacts from the old mailbox. Gmail. First of all, we have provided the opportunity for new users. Gmail. This allowed people who wanted to use our mail, but were afraid to difficulties of the transition period, finally make their choice.
But many veterans. Gmail. ( including ourselves ) still exist old accounts. Many of them were set up Gmail, and from time to time we go to them to find the old registration confirmation or e-mail address of your friend, with whom we have not talked.
Now, just a few clicks any of you can transfer all this information in your email Gmail. It is very easy. Go to page. >Accounts and Import Options. and click ... A wizard to help you quickly and easily import data. We also make a request to forward mail arriving at the old address on Gmail. You will need to confirm the forwarding of the letter that you receive from your old mail provider.
Copying mail usually takes a couple of hours to several days. In the end, all mail will appear in your Gmail, and then you can forget about the old account and be glad that you now have everything at your fingertips.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
News from the Field - Moneymaker - a salt according to Kommersant Runet
In the context, too, without big changes. Because of falling interest rates YAN this month fell by a quarter compared to the previous month and almost goes over the border in 4500 rubles. But little grown runner (on the application for the cashing of 1700 went against the former 1500 rbl. ) And Adsense happy - in the past month, earnings grew at the expense of parasitic traffic, and this has grown due to the projects and struck the bar in 100 bucks. T. e. context of the total remained at the bar at 12 bucks a day.
Small changes in nice bunch sidzhevoy. Traffic where he died a long time. But a few new tricks possible to get a bunch of dead to 10 bucks a day. What if the estimate - roughly gives the conversion at 10 bucks for a thousand. uniques, and if the sms and fired, then the envelope up to 20 bucks for 1k. The sad fact - I had to this background, almost to cease cooperation with ruklikom. Nice - there are other sponsors traffikovye. But generally speak the truth - all SMS sponsors sheyvyat. First two week pay stable and for all, and then begin cutting on the payment.
An article in Kommersant on manimeykinge. As it should be for someone who is not in the theme - a lot of nonsense, but in general true. Recommended reading - it's still look the part.
Yandex started to show search queries from the console webmaster. First noticed yellow blogger. I looked up - crooked shows, but this is something earlier and it was not. In conjunction with a good counter you can get good information for analysis.
Sap moves to Ruble and implements TsOPy. people noise. And what to make noise. Well, pass, well, we will invest the money for campaigns through TsOPy - no difference. I am still on the example of the big problems YAN do not see.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
The crisis in Murmansk
;). and that after a certain time of crisis is not only to hear the news, but it is his feeling, it's time to describe this phenomenon for a general discussion.
Big Economic Crisis. - more. BEC. and not to be confused with the LHC ( Large Hadron Collider ), by the way, in contrast to the last consequences of the BEC is really feeling the whole planet Earth.
BEC came as the tsunami from across the Atlantic, at first we only heard about it 1-2 months in the news, we were told that we ( Russia), type of fig.
All this and a lot of dough in the country and we are not tied to the global economy in general will help the state (in the general standard populism and pacify the public not to panic developed ). Then came the first blows of the elements that are manifested in the instability of banks ( in my experience were the real facts, but the specific brands will not be called T. to. Media (and I to some extent, as a representative of the latter) and so frolic amid rumors and difficulties the banks, the first layoffs and other are still not a mass phenomenon. Then he began to show effects of Beck in Murmansk stronger and more.
I, as head of the enterprise, it's a letter from the Moscow leadership of prescribing restrictions in the set of the new full-time staff, the actual.
reduction in the budget for promotion. Advertisers began to withdraw advertising and other promotions to reduce activities (banks, construction, telecommunications, etc. ).
For projects that were previously collected hundreds of thousands of advertising money and customers were in place, now have to work up one hundred. Some business partners have ceased to operate without payment.
Further more infa consisting of news from friends and tons of rumors. e. is what I personally did not come into contact, but they say that and it really is.
Large industrial enterprises Murmansk reduce the working day, respectively, and salary workers falls. In banks, mobile retail and insurance companies reducing staff (they say my insurance agent with whom I spoke demoted, so sorry...). Called Brother (now on the voyage at sea, working in the field of gas and oil exploration ), reported that no orders. BEC type came. : (.
The people in the banks can not take a long-term loans, car dealers have a blockage of products in stock. In the Murmansk edition of ... company) downsizing, the same kind, as foreseen in Railways. Murmansk edition of ... Do landlords have appeared vacant premises, after a one week out of their rooms immediately slid 7.6 companies.
And there is a feeling that. the peak of the tsunami called the BEC, we felt the by March 2009. , So now it 's flowers, and berries are still ahead.
But... all to be found and. positive aspects. , So for them I was just want to say a few words.
In the process of dismissal exempt securities, experienced staff, which you used to be very hard to win over to their work. If even now you do not have such an opportunity as a precaution or if you will not do, in the near (. hope so. ) Future, you can catch the moment and make them an offer they are unlikely to give up.
Think about how you can beat your. business proposals under the theme of crisis. After all, companies there are certain problems that they face, for example reduction of costs and expenses.
In the BEC can be employed to free markets is now. Surely not all will survive quite well the crisis and here you have to be on the alert and released podgresti opportunities for themselves, just for this purpose and to optimize your costs and the accumulation of which I wrote above.
If in times of crisis you do not spend as before the money for the right and left, you deliberately saved, what could and when he came to a good time, began to buy ( finance ) opened up new business opportunities ( markets).
One of my business partners ( lover of new gadgets ), said that the crisis will end when he buys a new phone mile and hopefully by that time will come soon, but it is better not to wait for it, and to approach it as. advises. Chichvarkin. in his blog. the ...
'. Some in Russia, the crisis is seen as follows: Crude wind blew the window - close the window, and snot will. But if you do not notice even the common cold, you can get a virus, but if you do not treat the virus, may be complications. And then this hospital. But treatment of the crisis - not to save now, and to spend. '.
I also asked about the impact of the crisis with friends who live in the U.S. ( ancestor of this global disaster) and that's what they write:.
- ... You know, food prices have risen. And more. I am now asked to increase the salary of a little boss. justifying higher prices. and that in N. Y on the money difficult to live normally. He looked at me. fair. I turned and walked away. I do not want at the moment and lose this job. ...
- ... All people are suffering.... The companies who are living, for example, on orders to repair refrigerators, fewer customers. The population currently does not pay anything more for 1000. e. ...
P. S. : What will happen next and how long the BEC will continue IMHO nobody really knows, and so all we govryaschie about the crisis, discussing him and voice their suggestions are takmi same ' experts ', which we can see in the media business (eg RBC).
P. S. S. : You can also read about. Kaliningrad as a living during the crisis in the blog Babloruba,. and. Learn Sergei Stillavin a ' crisis ' as an excuse to crack down on employees '.
P. S. S. S. : Friends and acquaintances (. especially those in other cities. ), One of the best ways to find out what's happening in my life or what I think on a particular occasion is to watch for updates of this blog, so tuned to the soap poke. syudy. And to rss. syudy. In kammenty can ask your questions. And do not forget to come to visit me live. ;). ! . :).